Today at lunch Kristine and I picked up the newest issue of Vanity Fair, the June issue with Brad Pitt on the cover.

For the rest of the day I walked around the library holding the issue in front of my face, talking to people as if I was Brad.

Brad (me): Y'know, I don't really care about that Friends girl, just run away with me.
Kristine: (laughing) Sure.

Brad (me): So uh, you seen my new movie yet?
Amy: No. Have you seen it?
Brad (me): ...No.

Brad (me): Hey baby.
Leah: Oh, hi Brad. What's going on?
Brad (me): I decided to get a job at the library. Where does this book go?
Leah: Ask Josh, he'll know.

Sigh. If only I could be Brad Pitt every day. Life would be so easy. My life as a Brad Pitt.