Scene: Today at breakfast Mican, Elijah and I talked about what we'd like to do with our lives.

Mican: I'd like to win the lottery. Though...I'd have to pay taxes on that so...I guess, I'd like to just find a briefcase full of money.
Me: That can be hard to find.
Elijah: I'd like to get a sugar daddy that doesn't want to have sex, but just wants to take me out to dinner.
Mican: Remember that guy about a year ago who owned one of the restaurants by Wrigley Field and wanted me to work there and live in one of his apartment buildings?
Me: Yeah.
Mican: Yeah, he was creepy. I wouldn't live there.
Elijah: I'd like to be a sugar daddy and just have an apartment building filled with my hoes.
Me: "Hmm, I feel like gettin' some 2F today."