Up on Lincoln there's a place called The Little Gym. It's a place for toddlers to go and play, climb on stuff and slide down slides. It's all plastic and colorful.

Then on Halsted there's a place called Little Jims. It's a seedy 4am bar in boystown that shows gay porn and has a vending machine selling chips and cigarettes.

It would be really horrible if someone confused the two places.