Earlier this week on the phone Kellie was angry at me for misquoting her.

Kel: Josh! I don't say damnit! You know that!
Me: Yeah...well...
Kel: Do you know what happens to journalists who make up stuff?
Me: They get fired and then have movies made about them staring that young guy who's in the new Star Wars movies?
Kel: Jooosh!
Me: Sorry?
Kel: Damnit* Josh! My exact words were, "C'mon Josh, I'm funnier than a playlot." The mood was sad, not angry.
Me: Okay, okay.

(*This "damnit" did not actually occur. Simply for dramatic purposes.)