Last night a 17-year-old was having her birthday party at Kit Kat. She was there with her mom, aunt, and 10-year-old little sister.

"Dear God," I said to Shane, "get them out of here!"

Just then Tracy, one of our transexual performers came out and did a number to Madonna's "Hanky Panky" (sample lyrics: "Before I get to cranky, you better like hanky panky, nothing like a good spanking"). Tracy came out strutting her stuff, in tiny underwear and a small top.

I went on, "I mean, just flash forward seven years to that little girl in therapy because of this." Then I paused a second. "Or ending up just like me."

Either way.