The other day I was hanging out with a friend of mine who lives in Hyde Park. She was telling me how she had fallen under the thinking that people in Hyde Park were attractive, but then she'd come up to Lincoln Park (where all the pretty people live) and realize that she'd been fooling herself.

"I mean, you just get so used to them," she said, "but then you come up here and you're like...wow."

Yeah, it's not easy living in Lincoln Park.