Today, two signs I saw that made me laugh:

The BP on the corner of North and Clyborn has four large banners that read NEW ATM! Now I can understand if they were just now getting an ATM and wanted people to know, but it's just a new ATM. Someone is a little too excited about that.

Facets, a movie theater and video rental place a few blocks from my house shows and rents small independent films. On the marquee outside it reads "Now showing Empathy. Thru Aug 13."