Today Bernadette and I were at the gym and CNN was on. John Kerry was on the TV talking about something and Bern said "He looks tired."

Me: Well of course he looks tired. He's been campaigning for months straight.
Bern: I guess.
Me: I think it's a good thing. All tired looking.
Bern: I just can't look at Bush or Kerry and think: I want either of these men being my president.
Me: Look at Clinton! By the middle of his second term he had huge bags under his eyes. In less that five years his hair had gone from black to white. That's the kind of president I want. A guy who's stressed out. Who doesn't sleep.
Bern: You want a president that looks like crap.
Me: At least you'd know he's working hard!
Bern: Maybe if he develops a nervous tick.
Me: That's what I'm talking about! That's a guy I'd vote for!