The other day Kel and I were talking about one of her classes.

Kel: We were talking in class how Jewish guys are stereotypically not very sporty. Which I thought was funny.
Me: Yes. Ha. Funny. Remind me what kind of class this is again?
Kel: Literature of the holocaust.
Me: So why were you talking about how Jewish guys aren't sporty?
Kel: I don't remember. It just came up.
Me: And does your teacher bring up other Jewish stereotypes?
Kel: Yeah, we've talked about some.
Me: I really am starting to not like this woman.
Kel: Why not?
Me: She's bad talking all us Jews.
Kel: She's Jewish!
Me: Uh huh. And clearly she's tired of Jewish men. "They're not sporty at all!"
Kel: Well, (pause) actually she is intermarried.
Me: See! We're not good enough for her! That bitch! (pause) I'm not questioning her teachings on the holocaust, but now she's just bashing Jewish men! Just because she wants to marry some blonde haired, blue eyed football player...
Kel: Oh stop.