I know I work at a martini bar but...

The other night this woman walked up to the bar and said

Woman: I'd like nine cosmopolitans.
Me: Nine cosmopolitans?
Woman: Yeah, nine cosmopolitans.
Me: (again, for dramatic effect, and doing my impression of the principal in Ferris Bueller's Day Off when he calls Ferris' mom) Nine cosmopolitans?
Woman: (nods)
Me: (shrugs) Alright.

So I made her nine cosmos. She tipped me $20. We all lived happily ever after.