The other night Brad came in to visit me at work.

Brad: You know, Allen's been reading your blog a lot and commenting on it.
Me: Yeah, I've read those.
Brad: He wants you to put a picture of him up.
Me: But he's not really in the blog. I mean, since I put up that list of people with pictures several people have complained to me that they're not in it. Just because you're my friend doesn't mean you make it into the roll call thing. You have to be in the blog to make it up there.
Brad: Well Allen would still like you to put up a picture.
Me: Well this is not a blogocracy. I can do whatever the hell I want. And he's not getting a picture up.

The blog is not going to my head, I swear.