The other day I was talking to Kel, who is taking a course somehow dealing with Judaism (I forgot how). "Josh," she told me, "I'm worried I don't know enough about Judaism and I'm going to sound stupid in this class." "Oh, I'm sure you'll be fine," I told her. I then offered her my copy of Judaism for Dummies and she declined.

Kel: I mean, I know some Jewish stuff but...
Me: But what?
Kel: I can't say it.
Me: Why not?
Kel: Because you'll put it in the blog and I'll sound stupid.
Me: Oh stop.
Kel: No.
Me: Just tell me.
Kel: ...All my knowlegde of Judaism comes from those episodes of Sex and the City when Charlotte converted.
Me: (pause)Yeah, okay. That is going in the blog.