The other night at work Megan rushed up to the bar.

Megan: Hand me the Clamato!
Me: (hands her the Clamato)Here.
Megan: Is there clam in this?
Me: (trying not to be mean, considering the fact that "clam" is in the title of the product) It's called clamato.
Megan: Because a friend of mine is a vegan but she gets the bloody martini every time she's here.
Me: Well it says we use Clamato on the menu.
Megan: Well...just hide the Clamato.
Me: Yeah, say we use V-8.
(Megan walks away.)
Me: (sigh) Stupid vegan. I'm not hiding the Clamato.