Tonight is the first night of Hanukkah.

The other day at work some of the servers were asking how I felt about Christmas, being Jewish and all.

Sean: He hates Christmas. And Jesus.
Me: Oh I don't hate Jesus.
Sean: Yes you do, that's what your whole religion is based on.
Me: (laughing) No it's not.
Sean: But you're sick of people talking about Christmas.
Me: Well yeah.
Sean: See!
Me: But it's just like, if you're at someone's party, and they made spinach dip, and everyone is talking about the spinach dip, and how great it is, and how you just have to try it, and you're like, "You know what, I really don't like spinach that much." Oh, but you've got to try the dip! It's great dip! (pause) I just don't like spinach.

Sean continued to insist that I hated Jesus.