The fourth night of Hanukkah...

This morning Bernadette and I were sitting on the sofa, and UPS delivered a Hanukkah present.

Bern: Day four of Hanukkah.
Me: Yup.
Bern: That sounds like some kind of stand off. (adopting news announcer voice) Hanukkah Watch! Day Four! Bum bum bum!
Me: Yeah. Yeah, it's just like that.