Kami and I have a tradition of going to see a movie together on Mondays. So I was a bit shocked when I walked into work yesterday and she said,

Kami: Josh, we can't go see a movie on Monday.
Me: Why not?
Kami: I'm getting divorced on Monday.
Me: Oh. (pause) Oh, okay.

If I had a dime for every time a woman has used that excuse to get out of going to a movie with me...