January has been a particularly good month here at Berg with Fries. And who do I owe it to? Well, mostly M&Ms.

So far this month over 1,100 people have ended up here because they searched for the M&Ms Valentines Day thing (mymms.com/vday) and I came up. So what am I going to do? I'm going to give back to you, the readers.

Just write me a 500 word essay about M&Ms and I'll send you a free bag of M&Ms. It doesn't have to be about Valentines Day M&Ms. It could be about why you think the blue ones taste different from the yellow ones. Or about the time you got one stuck up your nose when you were 11. Or maybe you could write me about how you used to have an M&M dispenser collection. Whatever you want. You just write 500 words and I'll send you a free bag of M&Ms. It's that easy and I'm not kidding.

Send your essay to MMEssay@bergwithfries.com along with the address where you want me to mail your bag of M&Ms.

The best essays will be posted here on Berg with Fries, plus you'll have the satisfaction of knowing that you received free chocolate just for writing 500 words. But don't delay, I stop accepting essays February 14th. Get writing!