Earlier today I was over at Micah's while he was making honey cornbread muffins. After stirring the mix with water I started licking the whisk.

"Don't do that," Micah said, "it's gonna expand in your stomach." "Sure it is," I reply.

Five minutes later I'm doubled over in the middle of his kitchen, clutching my stomach. "Dear god!" I scream, "the cornbread batter is expanding in my stomach! And I think it's right next to that watermellon seed I swallowed last summer that's just starting to grow!"