I've got two new M&M Essay submissions to share with you today.

The first one comes from Allison who, in her email to me, wrote, "Here lies the crap I call my submission. Thank you." This essay has got to earn a special award for self-confidence. Regardless, read on.

Second, a submission from our good friend over at Pop Culture Librarian, Librarian Girl (What kind of cruel parents would name their child that? Email her and find out!). And just like her usual posts, her essay is sly and comical. Read it up.

Lastly, c'mon Mars Inc. (the company that owns M&M)! This all started out as fun and games, but seriously, why haven't you guys contacted me by now?