The other night Katie and I are watching TV.

Katie: Have you ever seen that commercial where TiVo has to sleep on the couch?
Me: (completely confused) Huh?
Katie: That commercial for TiVo where the kids are like, "Can we keep it? Please?" and the mom says, "Only if it sleeps on the couch."
Me: Oh. (pause) Um, no. I haven't seen that commercial. (pause) Probably because I have TiVo. So, y'know, I just fast-forward through commercials.