The other day my old friend Nik drove to Chicago to visit me. We stopped at several stores, buying books, clothes, cheese and cupcakes. Afterwards, we swung by her car so she could drop off the things that she'd bought.

She opened up her trunk and began shifting stuff around. Without even thinking about what she way saying, Nik told me, "Sorry. Don't mind all this junk inside my trunk."

I made a look of mock surprise. "Why Nik, what are you gonna do with all that junk? All that junk inside your trunk?"

Nik slowly realized what she had said and began to laugh. "Oh Josh, I'ma get, get, get, get you drunk. Get you love drunk off my hump."

Oh Black Eyed Peas. See what you've done?