Two stupid movies that would be coming out this summer if I had a job in Hollywood:

1) So I Married a Tool - Heather Graham stars as a woman who has horrible luck dating, and one night, in a drunken stupor, one of her friends (who took an online course to become a minister) marries her and a hammer. The rest of the movie is filled with jokes about how her "husband" is going to "hammer" her and all her friends making comments such as, "Geez Elizabeth, your husband is such a tool." I'm think Trey Parker and Matt Stone could be good with this.

2) Hail to the Mutt - After a ballot mix-up in Michigan, a dog named Thomas Newjogger (the same as the incumbent senator) gets elected to the state senate. He passes legislation about more bones and less leashes, and everything is fine until the President, the Vice President, the Speaker of the House and the next few people in line die after eating tainted meat at a White House picnic. Thomas Newjogger (the dog) is next in line and becomes President of the United States. I smell a hit! And so does the dog, 'cause, y'know, he has a superior sense of smell.