I now present the kind of conversation that can only happen between two brothers. Enjoy.

Micah: This turkey is kind of spicy.
Me: Just like me!
Micah: You're not spicy.
Me: Uh, yeah I am.
Micah: Yeah. You're really spicy in that polo shirt.
Me: Your face is a polo shirt.
Micah: Did you just call my face a polo shirt?
Me: Whatever.

Fin.