Back in January I briefly (briefly!) went out with a woman named, let's say, Betty.

Tonight Betty sent me a MySpace message saying:

So it occurred to me today that EVERY boy I've dated this year has been Jewish. They haven't necessarily looked alike or anything like that. They're just all been Jewish. Is this some kind of infection?! Can it be transfered through the skin or an airborne illness? Is there a common theme of dating Jewish men in anyone you know? Should the proper authorities be made aware of this?

My response?

Evidently you're unfamiliar with the expression "Once you've had a Jew, nothing else will do."

You're in it for the long haul now. There's no escaping.

It's true. Beware.