In celebration of Rosh Hashanah, Danielle and I have decided to take our comedy act on the road. We practiced earlier today.

Danielle: Hey Josh, do you fast on Yom Kippur?
Me: Eh, no faster than usual.
Ba Dum CHING!
Me: So Danielle, I went on a date earlier this week with this girl who was half Jewish.
Danielle: The top half or the bottom half?
Ba Dum CHING!

We'll be here all week! ...Or at least until sundown!