Since Wednesday I've been in the suburbs, cat sitting for a friend while they are on vacation.

The list of places my phone has no reception includes (though is not limited to):

-The house I'm cat sitting at
-The local Starbucks (because it's the only coffee place in town I can get work done at)
-The movie theater
-The front yard and back yard of the house I'm cat sitting at
-The library

Marooned. That's what I am.