A few more names I've received email spam from recently:

-Moon Q. Canteloupe
-Gnarls H. Thompkins
-Juana Lara (to which I'd respond, "Not particularly. Why? Do you wanna Lara?")
-Xuannhu Guilford
-Aldo Boyle
-Johnie Pagan

I'm not sure if I should be saddened that spammers think I would believe these were real names, or if I should be jealous that mine name isn't Gnarls H. Thompkins or Johnie Pagan.

...Which, now that I think about it, sounds like a rockin' occult bad boy from the '50s.

"The names Johnie Pagan, baby! Hop in my T-Bird, we'll practice some black magic, and everything'll be koo-koo crazy!"