So I've closed the caption contest (but I don't know how to close the comments on that banana post, so just pretend it's closed, okay?), and I'm proud to announce the winners.

In first place, because she submitted six captions and they were all gold (banana gold!), is Librarian Girl. LG, just let me know which prize you want and it's yours.

In second place, I'm going to have to give props to Brad and his comment of, "My partner's King Kong fetish is getting out of hand." Get it? 'Cause King Kong was a giant ape. And apes like bananas. It works on several levels. Brad, whatever two prizes are left after LG claims hers, you can choose which of those you'd like.

And in third place, it's a tie between Sunny and KT. So...I'm not sure how I'm going to work out the prizes there. Maybe I'm going to have to throw in a fourth prize so that everybody gets something. Let's just say the fourth prize is, oh, I don't know, a bottle of weird German liquor called Gebirgskräuter that Stine gave me a while back.

The label on the back of the Gebirgskräuter describes the liquor as, "Jahrunderts gab es eine Frau, die weit über die Grezen ihres Heimatlandes Sachsens bekannt war - Amalie Dietrich, sad Krauterweibl aus Siebenlehn." Mmmm!

Translated by Babel Fish, that means, "Year and RTS gave it a woman, who admits the far over Grezen of its homeland of Saxonia was - Amalie Dietrich, sad Krauterweibl out filter-lean." You hear that, people? Out filter-lean! If that doesn't want to make you gulp down that liquor, what will?!