A transcript from the Charlie Rose interview with Scooby Doo, which never actually occurred, but I like to pretend it did.

Rose: Welcome to the broadcast. Tonight a conversation with Scooby Doo, a dog who, some can argue, changed the face of Saturday morning television.
(roll clip from Scooby-Doo, Where Are You! wherein Scooby Doo and Shaggy are being chased by a large zombie)
Rose: Scooby Doo for the hour. Coming up.
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(if it helps you can also just play the Charlie Rose theme song)

Rose: Scooby Doo is here. For years he's been known as the mystery solving dog. Now, he has a new memoir out, as well as a new show. I am pleased to have him back at this table. Wecome.
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Rose: Now Scooby, when you first began your program back in 1969, did you have any idea of the cultural impact you were going to have?
Doo: Rell Rarlie, roo ran rever row rhen...rhen rometing rike rhis ris roring roo rake roff.
Rose: True enough. But really, at that point Hannah-Barbera had only had success with more action based, some might say violent - though not by todays standards - cartoons. Among them, Jonny Quest, Space Ghost, and The Herculoids. Did you get the sense that the public wanted something...a bit lighter? A bit sillier?
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Rose: (laughter)
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Rose: And you feel that that has changed over the years?
Doo: Rell roo ran't row ron raying ra rareactor ror ris rong ran rot rake rit...rersonal.

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