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11. 9.07 They're Not Doctors, But...

If I really wanted to make my mom proud*, some Jewish celebrities** I wouldn't kick out of bed:

+ Lisa Loeb
+ Keri Russell
+ Maggie Gyllenhaal
+ Rachel Bilson
+ Emmanuelle Chriqui
+ Natalie Portman

* My mother has told me that I don't have to end up with a Jewish woman. "If you're happy, I'm happy," she's said.
** I've verified these celebrities' Jewness on several sites, most notably Wikipedia's List of Jewish Actors and Acresses.

Comments

+Byron says...

WAIT!!! That means Jake Gyllenhaal is a Jew!!!!! Right???? Which makes total sense why I would do so many dirty...oh...hi Josh's mom!!!!

+Chuck says...

Do we really trust what Wickapedia says? I mean, after all the drama that unfolded there last year.

But I, too, would do dirty things to Jake. One word...Yummm.

+micah - your brother says...

If you married Maggie and I married Jake, would we be brothers squared? Hi Mom!

+Josh says...

How come a post I wrote about women got comments only from gay men talking about Jake Gylenhaal?

Seriously, how did that happen?

+Sunny says...

Well, really, would anyone turn Natalie Portman out of bed? The woman even looked good bald. Plus those eyes.

Now you have a woman talking about a woman comment. Is that an improvement?

+kt says...

I'm more of a maggie girl. Natalie is too skinny.

+kate says...

this is one of the funniest things i've read in a long time.

+Allie says...

Oh Felicity! Felicity, Felicity, Felicity!




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