My latest piece is up at Jargon today.
It's an article about what winter fashions say about you, and I drop bon mots like, "The big boots, the snow pants, the beaver fur hats with the earflaps - you, my friend, have chosen a look that has all the charm and sophistication of Elmer Fudd. But let's face it, when you're out in the middle of the woods you're not trying to charm those animals into dying. No, George Clooney is the only man who could do that."
Read the full article here, won't you?





