Last night I went to visit Kami at work. "I've come up with a new game," she informs me. "When I start a tab, rather than entering names in the computer based on what it says on a customers credit card, I'm just coming up with funny names for them on my own."

I scan the bar and notice two women sitting a few seats down from me. One has red hair that's been pulled back in a ponytail, wire rim glasses, is wearing a white cable knit sweater, and is a few pounds overweight. The other has shoulder length brown hair worn down, thick black glasses, and is also wearing a sweater, only hers has a hood on it.

"What about those two?" I ask. She smiles and says, "Harry Potter's ex-girlfriends."