Album titles I would consider if I was in a mopey indie band and we wanted to give our album the title of a proverb with a wry and ironic twist:

"Abstinence Makes the Heart Grow Fonder"
"Strike While the Irony is Hot"
"Fight Dire With Dire"
"Better Waif Than Sorry"
"Look Before You Weep"
"Every Blog Has It's Day"