This morning I had spam in my inbox with the subject line: "徽章embroideries and badges2008/4/3"

I opened the email to read: "We founded in 1931 and have been specializing in the manufacture of Bullion embroideries and computer embroideries for more than 70 years. In Taiwan, we are the sole company that was an approved supplier for U.S. Navy Exchange In Taiwan from 1960s to 1973.

Our product line include: All kinds of embroideries Police, Fire, Military, Security, Sports, Clubs, Boy scout, emblems, patches, and badges."

My first thought: Badges!? We don't need no stinkin' badges!