Yesterday, walking down Sheffield, I noticed I woman jogging with her two daughters. What made this painful to watch was that her daughters were around 8 and 6 years old.

Lady! 8 and 6 year olds don't want to jog! Maybe they'll play tag, or at best, soccer, but I think jogging (the act of simply running for running sake) is hard enough to convince an adult to do, let alone a small child!

Why do parents make this children do such weird stuff, people? All I'm saying is, I see some steep therapist bills in these children's futures.