Last night I discovered Neurotics Anonymous.

"All the more reason for my laughter program, called," Drea struggles, searching for a name. "Jubilanics." "I don't know about that name," I say. "It sounds like you're talking about the Jews."

Drea agrees, and says I should probably take over the program development anyway. "And all I'll ask for is 10% of the profits." "10%?" I ask, "I'll give you 3%." Drea is insistent on 10%.

Me: Listen, I've got an awesome lawyer and I'm not above taking you to court to see that you only get 3%.
Drea: What? I'll take you to court.
Me: You can't take me to court. I've already taken you to court.
Drea: Well my lawyer is just that good.
Me: Oh yeah? Well my lawyer is so good, he'll invite your lawyer out to lunch, and then he just won't show up to lunch, and then when your lawyer calls my lawyer my lawyer will be all, "Psych!"
Drea: Yeah, well my lawyer will invite your lawyer out to lunch and then at the end of the meal my lawyer will get up to go to the bathroom and just never come back.

Drea and I clearly have a very involved understanding of the American legal system.