Did I ever tell you guys abut the time I ran for Wine Glass Commissioner?

It was actually a pretty big deal. Posters were put all over the city. Needless to say I won by a landslide and my political career took off.

But then the media started in on me, watching my every move and catching me at my worst.

Pretty soon it got so bad that my party asked me to resign, and I was forced into this reclusive life of blogging that I live now.

But for a while...Ah, for a while I was Wine Glass Commissioner. And the best part about it? The Franking Privileges!