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05.15.08 The Marrying Man |
For years men have feigned compassion and sensitivity, and at the same time avoided the stranglehold of marriage, with 10 little words: "I won't get married until gay people can get married."
With today's landmark decision in California a lot of those guys now have to get married.
That's why I always say, "I won't get married until men can marry goats!"
Wait, what's that? A man married a goat? Aww crap. Fine! Get my rabbi on the phone. I've got some marrying to do!
Hey now, it's not just guys who say that, I've been saying that for the past few years now and you know, people would always throw things at me whenever I would say it. Yeah sure, it's cold feet too but it's a good damn reason at the same time. Now gay people can endure the trials and tribulations of married life just like everyone else! Hear hear to moving just a little bit closer to equality for everyone. Equal happiness and equal misery for all. J/k, you married people out there. ;-P
