Like a medical directive, but for bad judgment instead of a coma. If only everyone were so clear about their wishes. You're really doing your friends a service if you think about it.

Um. Do you wear those polos because they make your muscles bigger? Because they do. Oh, and I want this in HD because I imagine I will be watching this in the future when I am rich and have a plasma t.v. and I kinda want it to be clear.

Are you really trying to send a message to YOUR FRIEND who is currently in a bad relationship, and hoping he/she will pick up the cue?

We also have Patsy Cline, who sang:

I knew
You'd love me as long as you wanted
And then someday
You'd leave me for somebody new

and

You made a vow that you
Would always be true
But somehow, that vow
Meant nothing to you

and

Pick me up when dreams are shattered
When false friends cannot be found
For you know I'll still be waiting
Pick me up on your way down

I used to be into her music, then one day I went "Damn! Codependent!"

Yeah, you're totally rockin' the polo. I was gonna ask if you'd been workin' out. ;)

Yeah, I was going to listen to what you said in your open letter, but I was totally distracted by the polo as well. And the jeans, for that matter....

And did you get a haircut in reaction to the crazy hair in the online ad?

Brilliant, Josh! Just when I think you couldn't be more cute and hilarious, you, in fact, are. Way to top yourself!