Yesterday I found this ad online:

First off, why does everyone look very nice and neat and my job has the crazy hair. Then, everyone else is wearing a collar, but I seem to be wearing some type of weird, bright, athletic shirt. I mean for God's sake, even the bounty hunter is wearing a pantsuit!
What is going on here, people?! When did my job become the Rodney Dangerfield of online degree jobs?!





