Scene: An early 1970's family sits around the den. Dad is watching football while mom knits. Little Bobby and Susie are sitting ankle-deep in the shag carpeting, playing Connect Four

Dad: Heya, kids, who wants to go on a good ol' family vacation?!
Bobby and Susie: We do! We do!
Mom: Now sweetie, don't get them all riled up so soon.
Dad: Cram it Helen, I'm trying to bond here. Go back to your gin.
Bobby: Where are we going on vacation, dad?
Susie: Yeah, where are you taking us?
Dad: Do you really wanna know?
Bobby: Is it Disneyland?
Dad: Nope.
Susie: Is it Disneyworld?
Dad: Nope.
Bobby and Susie: Tell us! Tell us!
Dad: We're all going to...Nixonland!

Historical Epic Book or Worst Theme Park Ever? You be the judge!