Over the years I've had many, many jobs. And to celebrate Bring Your Blog Readership to Work Day I thought I'd share some of those jobs with you.

Back in the 80's I worked on Wall Street for a while. I drove a hard bargain, but sadly after my third heart attack I had to quit.

After that I moved to Seattle and became a barista. I could sling a mean cuppa joe. No, seriously. I'd throw cups of coffee at customers. I got fired right away.

Then I tried house painting for a bit. But you know what ended up getting painted? My wallet!*

I settled on being a dog trainer after that. Above is a shot of me right before I got my face ripped off by a client. Literally.

Finally I ended up as a UPS delivery guy, and was proud that I could coin the phrase, "What can Brown do for you, sweet cheeks?"