There was an article on Slashdot the other day saying that more than 600 million internet users don't use the latest version of their browser. For serious?!

As a web designer it's these kind of thoughts that keep me up at night. 600 million?! C'mon, people! That's like Toyota offering you a new, updated, feature packed version of the car you already have for free! Oh, and the update will make things run smoother, faster, and easier. But noooooo, you don't want it! You're all a bunch of jerks, you know that? Paris fell because of people like you!

UPDATE: Just checked on Wikipedia and it turns out Paris never fell. Maybe I'm thinking of Rome. Oh well. Serves me right for getting my history off the underside of Snapple caps.