After reading yesterday's post the Metallurgist asked, "You do know that Esq. = lawyer, right?"
"Are you insinuating that the diploma from Harvard I have hanging next to my desk is a fake?" I asked.
"Hey, I'm just sayin'," she replied. "However, my dad will be quite pleased with this new development."
After that little conversation I started thinking about my law practice a bit more seriously. What did all my hard thinkin' lead to? The realization that I'd probably be more successful if I had a partner (I mean, just look at how much more crime Batman fought once he had Robin on his side).
So without further ado I present the law firm of Arjewtino & Berg W.F.
(I figured we'd bring in more money if we were both Jews)
UPDATE: Please do not actually call 1-800-LAW-JEWS, as it turns out it's a phone sex line. Oops.
