For the past half hour I've been meaning to do work. Instead of been searching through ringtones to find one for my new phone.

My old phone had The People's Court theme as its ring. It was classic, lyric-less and solid. Unfortunately my old phone is dead and my service no longer offers that song. So I'm on the hunt for a new one.

During the searching process the most interesting thing I've stumbled upon the "Voices & Sounds" category. This includes everything from comedian Richard Lewis (sample ringtone: "Hey, this is Richard Lewis. Pick up the phone. Look, I wanna get my stuff together before I die and I want you to pick up the phone so I can get out and get some help from my shrink. Really, I mean, I might be sober now, but I'm so sober now, I have so much clarity I despise myself even more.") to a woman orgasming (honestly, who has THAT as their ringtone).

Right now I'm debating between Signed, Sealed, Delivered I'm Yours by Stevie or Under Pressure by Bowie and Queen. Or is that just going to stress me out?