The Always-Ready-To-Party Arjewtino has recently been invited to strip at the Metallurgist's bachelorette party (his blog today covered the entire thing in detail).

"If I accept the Metallurgist's offer to strip at her bachelorette party, you have to come with me," he said.

I replied: "Last I heard it was in Vegas. And nothing brings down a Vegas bachelorette party quicker than the groom being there."

"You should throw your own competing bachelor party at the same time right next door," Arjewtino countered. "That'll learn them."

I thought for a second, then rationalized: "Once we do that, things are on their way to turning into a bad movie starring Sean William Scott and Brittany Murphy where the two of them throw competing bachelor/bachelorette parties, each upping the absurdity of how 'awesome' their party is going to be."

And that's when Arjewtino suggested the movie be called Double Down, and I had no other choice than to make a poster for it.

Hollywood should be ringing my doorbell any minute now.