Man, oh man, do I not feel like blogging. Or rather, I feel like everything I write is crap. My Drafts folder is full of blogs I've started to write over the past few days, only to abandon halfway through.

A blog about my awful music collection? Half written (though still including a reference to Hootie and the Blowfish).

A list of rejected names for Pepperidge Farm cookies? Sadly unfunny (with the exception of Consternationables, which would be great name for a Pepperage Farm cookie).

A recap of this past Sunday, including stats and photos? Boringly boring.

A compilation of zoologists whose names sound similar to bots I've recently received spam from? Funny, sure, but in a "Oh, hmm, that's humorous," kind of way (though Ernst Freiherr von Blomberg is a knee-slapper).

So what am I doing instead? I'm writing this. You people got screwed.