Last night the wife and I are watching a commercial for the wedding reality show Say Yes to the Dress.

"You know what I'd like to see?" I ask. "A show where the groom's best man is a jerk that nobody likes and the groom has to get rid of them. Call it Say No to the Bro."

The wife chimes in: "I'd like to see a show where there's a gay guy that wants to be the wedding planner but he really doesn't have any talent and they have to fire him. The title can be Say No Way to the Gay."

I add: "What about a show where the bride and groom to be already have a kid together and they're not sure if they want to include the kid in the wedding. It can be Say Maybe to the Baby."

The wife turns to me. "That sounds like a show about abortion."