Remember how yesterday I was all “I’m gonna dress to the nines! Watch out, world, this guy (points thumbs toward self) is bringing back classy.”
Well I got to thinking. And it seems to me that November isn’t the best month to do this. For one thing, it’s cold in Chicago in November. Hats! Gloves! Winter jackets! None of those things are stylish. They’re utilitarian and five inches thick.
And the snow? Who wants to wear nice shoes in the snow? Throw me some big, clompy, waterproof boots. That’s what I need in the snow.
So what am I going to do? Maybe just dress nice on the not-freezy, not-snowy days? Maybe pick a few days at random (the 3rd! the 14th! the 26th!) and dress nice on those days? Maybe just do one amazing glamor photo shoot to satisfy you people for an entire month?