Thith Thucks
July 13th, 2009 — 9:48am
After going to the dentist and getting Novocained up I head to my local coffee shop to do a bit of work.
“Med’um icthed ‘ea,” I say to the woman behind the counter. “What?” she asks, squinting at me. “MED’UM ICTHED ‘EA,” I try to enunciate, but really it just comes out louder. She smiles at me and I tell her I just came from the dentist.
“I didn’t want to ask,” she says. “I thought maybe you were just trying a new thing.”
“Yup,” I say, taking my tea, “I wan’ed to reinven’ mythelf ath a lithper. Ev’eyone lovth a lithper!”